(2) Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office.. & u? Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office. Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first..
(3) 1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag Charger toh mere pas hai
(4) >Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao. Santa: Phir? Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !
(5) Banta k ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato k baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!
(6) Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife? Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!
(7) Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...
(8) Santa:I tried ur number so many times,it always said 'Switched Off'! Banta:Nooo, it's my HELLO TUNE!
(9) Santa: Mere pass gaddi,bungla,paisa hai..tere pass kya hai? Banta:Mere pass bhi gaddi,bungla,paisa hai Santa:Mar gaye..Phir apni Maa kiske pass hai?
(10) Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle. Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape? Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)
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