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(1) Sweet Insults- I Luv you! But i've got bad taste Dats a cute shirt.Wat did u do wit d rest of d table cloth. I wud lik 2 help u out-which way did u cme in?

(2) I Like 3 things: Pizza. Pepsi. & You. Pizza 2 eat. Pepsi 2 drink. & You 2 clean the table.

(3) Girlfriend Chahe Jitni Bhi Buri Ban Jaye Kabhi Us Se Dosti Mat Todna Kyun k Paani Chahey Kitna Bi Ganda Ho Jye aag Bhujane K Liye Kaafi Hota He..

(4) Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!

(5) Arz kiya hai- Aapki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi hai, Gaur farmaiye- Aapki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi hai, Jaise naye darwaze me buffelo fas gayi hai.

(6) Har gali diwar par tumhara naam likha hai, Gaur farmaiye- Har gali diwar par tumhara naam likha hai, Uppar 'Wanted' aur niche 'Chavanni' inam rakha hai.

(7) Sometimes my mind asks Why I miss U? Why I care 4 U? Why I remember U? Then my heart answered its simply bcoz mental patients need more care.hav nice day

(8) Best SmS of 1947 . . . Was there any mobile at that time? Please Use your brain atleast once in your life time.

(9) B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*

(10) Love + Ship = Titanic. Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic Park Arnold+ Gun = Terminator You + Your Smile = The mummy Returns..