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(1) 1 day ago Smbody wnts 2 kiss U Close ur eyes Ummmh Ok..satisfied Now open ur eyes ;????; x( @..@ )? "(---)" BANDAR TERI PAPPI LE GAYA OYE

(2) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) Ye Sab Mujhe MSG Nhi Karte the Sabko"GAJINI" bana Diya Ab Soch lo ? kya karna he

(3) Ek Bhakt Swamiji Se-Swamiji,Mera Puja Me Mann Nahi Lagta..Kya Karu? Swamiji-Us Puja Ko Mere Paas Bhej De Shayad Mera Bhala Ho Jaye

(4) Biwi ko Apni palko p bitha Lo de k Kushi uske sare gam Chura lo Pyar aisa karo k sub dekte reh jye padosn b aa k kahe Mujhe apni Biwi bna lo

(5) Snta to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News- Gud News Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya Bnta-aur Bad News Snta-wo ek SAPNA tha

(6) Girl:MAIN tere liYE sab kuch chod dugi boy:maa Baap G:YEs B-BHAI behan G-YES b-frnds G-YES B:STAR PLUS G:muh sambhal k baat kar kutte

(7) Q-Santa ji kya aapko kabhi kisi se pyar hua h? Ha yar par woh manti hi nahi, kya kheti hai? Kehti hai 'I LOVE U 2' Pata nahi ye dusra kaun h

(8) Santa-Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jaga konsi he? Banta-Mandir S-Mandir kyu? B-kyuki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nahi hoti.

(9) wife: Aapka dost galat ladki se shadi kar raha hai, Aap use rokte kyu nahi?? hus: Main kyu roku? Usne muze roka tha kya??

(10) P@PPU:Mera beta bike se gir gaya Dr:Plz speak english. P@ppu:My Boy gironda from hero honda Broken haddi Fatgayi chaddi...!